Six Reasons You Aren’t Getting Those Blow Jobs

It is simple; these things might not have occurred
before now but I assure you they are the simplest
things you did not even think of or realize.
You don’t keep the grass low – No woman wants to
be scratched all over the face by your pubic hair
simply because you refused to keep it low/trim
before getting head. She does not want her face to
be lost in the bush you have down there, so she
won’t go down low when you ask for it or want it.
So how about you take care of the garden before
you ask for a blow job next time?
You simply don’t wash – Body parts smell. That is
why bathing has to be one of the best things ever! If
you don’t wash, you simply will smell. And by
washing we mean dragging a soap and sponge
through every part of your body. So if you will have
to soak the pole you carry beneath you in warm
soapy water or use an iron sponge through it, it
don’t matter to the woman, as long as you are not
carrying a stench when you ask her to go down
low.
Your Magic Stick is just simply… too long – Abeg
let us be honest, no woman wants to develop sore
throat because she gave head. None.
You keep pushing the woman down there – Lol this
one’s hilarious and downright ridiculous and it
happens in most cases during foreplay. Guys have
this silly habit of pushing a woman’s head towards
there dick or pulling their hands there during
foreplay. That’s plain silly.
You see, if she wants to do it, let her be the one to
offer. Don’t shove her head there like it is her job
and that is where her head was made to be.
You keep asking her to choke on it – Too much porn
might be giving you the liberty of borrowing vocab
from the porn dictionary, I am not here to judge. But
when you keep moaning or yelling (or pushing the
woman’s head further down your dick while she
gives you blow job) choke on it, she is not likely
going to look forward to another time.
Why? Because nobody wants to choke on a freaking
dick in real life. At least not women who still need
their air supply.
When you Pee, you don’t clean off before the deed –
I tell ya, if she wants to drink pee, she has hers. So
please quit trying to get her drunk on yours and if
you don’t, oh well, you will at least know why she
won’t be going down low anytime soon.

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