10 Ways Youths Act In Churches When They Have No Offering

Youths tend to be somewhat uncomfortable when
they have no offering to give, therefore, below are
the ways they act
Lemme keep the ball rolling
1. Few minutes before offering announcement is
made, they will take an excuse to the toilet and
calculatively come back when the offering
collection is over.
2. The ones that will squeeze their hands into
their pockets to deceive people that they are
dropping money. *If I hear*
3. The ones that have but would separate the
money in their pockets in ascending order; the
bigger denomination will be on the left
pocket,the N5,N10,N20 and N50 would be on the
right pocket(or vice versa). Immediately they
hear offering time, they will just put they hand
straight to the right pocket.
4. The one that will drop an offering envelope the
same way it was given to them, then they will
look around to be sure that nobody is looking at
them, then stylishly drop the empty envelop
5. Immediately offering announce is made, these
ones will ask the ushers if they can help split
N1,000 into smaller denominations, even when
they have no kobo. This reminds me of a dude
that asked me to help change N1, 000; and guess
what? I told him to bring the money and
discomfort was printed on his face. He told me
not to worry anymore
6. The ones that will dip their hands into the
four pockets without bringing a penny and will
start acting like they left their wallet at home
when in fact, they did not
7. When offering time is approaching, the ones
who have no incoming call but will quickly place
their phones on their ears and will dash out of
the church.
8. The ones that will keep staring at your wallet
to know how much you want to give.
9. The ones who have but will not want to give.
They will bring out N1000 naira from their
pockets showing to people sitting on their role
that they wish to give but don not have no small
denomination. Funny enough, even if they have,
they still won’t give
10. Kindly add the last one
Have fun 8)
Happy Sunday fellas

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